Trading for the chronically deranged // DIAMOND HANDS ONLY
125x on a meme coin because your gut told you. What's the worst that could happen?
Down 97%? That's not a loss, that's a discount. We're buying the dip. And the dip. And the dip.
Money is temporary. Regrets are forever. That's the spirit of a true degen.
Charts? I look at the color. Green = buy more. Red = buy the dip.
We don't read whitepapers. We read the comments. And by comments I mean the 3am Discord panic.
See green. Click buy. See red. Panic sell. Sleep. Repeat. This is the way.
Once upon a time, you were a rational investor. You Diversified. You had a 401k. You read The Intelligent Investor.
Then you saw a tweet. A single, cursed tweet. Someone said "TO THE MOON" and suddenly your entire portfolio was gone. But did you learn? NO.
Now you wake up at 3am to check prices. Your wife has left you. Your dog doesn't recognize you anymore. But that 10x leverage? That's still open.
Welcome to RETARDMAXX. Where YOLO is a trading strategy and "DYOR" means "desperately_yelling_on_reddit".
We don't track gains. We track how many times we've been liquidated. The number below is our success rate.
// No promises. No refunds. Pure chaos. //